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If we can't find a way to
cooperate with each other . . .





and we just keep on biting
each other in the ass to score
points . . .





we're going to wind up
having just one more food
fight . . .





making a spectacle of
ourselves in front of a
watching world. 





At this rate, we'll
just
keep jumping
from cliff to cliff . . .







and we'll only wind up
cooperating in achieving
our mutual destruction.







"And the wind shall say, 'Here lies a decent, Godless people; their only monument the asphalt roads, and a thousand lost golf balls.'"

"The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.

"Do not hold the delusion that your advancement is accomplished by crushing others."

"The difficulty in dealing with a maze lies not so much in navigating the convolutions to find the exit but in not entering the damn thing in the first place.  Or, at least not yet again."
~   Vera Nazarian

Of course, we could always charge admission for others to watch and laugh at us.  Hey, we could pay off the national debt that way! ~ Abercrombie Papoofnick

"America's greatness has been the greatness of a free people who shared certain moral commitments. Freedom without moral commitment is aimless and promptly self-destructive."